Sunday, May 19, 2013

Star Trek Into Darkness - Audio Review

The Phenomenal One and Lehew boldly go where no review has gone before for the Star Trek reboot franchise!






7 comments:

  1. Your right P1 I'm not mad for you not loving the film Im mad because you didn't give it a FUCK IT. I am a huge Trekkie and this was a garbage watered down version of what I grew up loving.

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  2. UnCaged BeefcakeMay 20, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    "Damn it, man! I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!" I loved that line. This movie was awesome.

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  3. Sorry for the absence of my formalities, but I'm not in the mood for them. First off let me make it clear I'm not judging this as a wounded Trekkie. I'm going to be professional. When I was in high school I was given an assignment to draw a picture I didn't want to draw. So, with no commitment whatsoever I took random parts from other good pictures, sure it looked good, but I was given an F for a lack of creativity and plagiarism. That's what this movie is. Not only did he steal from ST2:WOK, but he ripped off every sci fi series that past Star Trek up. When Sabastian Cumberwhatever said his true name I expected him to say Saren. I'm docking 94% of this movie for originality cause nothing here was apart of Mr Abram's vision. There is homage and there is theft and by the end this movie catches ablaze much like the Enterprise and rapidly descends into darkness. This is an F and a strong fuck it.

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  4. Also I just discovered this was written by the guys who wrote Prometheus and the transformers trilogy (explains a lot) Good day to you both Mr One, Mr Hew. I look forward to man of steel disappointing me too. That has the writer who brought us such cinematic gems as the ghost rider movies and blade trinity

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  5. I had a feeeling you wouldn't like it P1. For anyone that wants to know I'm one of the people that walked out because I am a Trekkie. One thing I agree with you guys on this is that your both not Trekkies but you realize that Star Trek is all about it's story and how close this team is suppose to be and likable. This movie failed on both of those, I swear you make something with a lot of action, special effects and make it pretty and people lose their shit over it thinking it's the greatest thing ever. News flash this was a piece of shit to true Star Trek fans so it's a Fuck It mainly based on me walking out. Good review guys.

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  6. I am a little young to know about any of the old Star Trek films so I'm no Trekkie but the movie to me was good just not as great as people are making it to sound like. Pretty much, Did I have fun? Yeah but by the end of the movie the movie it didn't leave me feeling nothing. I think it's ok for a viewing but I have no intentions on wanting to see it again I would go low rent it.

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  7. This new Star Trek film was okay popcorn film and unlike the first which I like...The second one just feel flat and boring to say the least. Zachary Quinto is amazing actor in this film. So this film alone is just Rent with a lot friends.

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