Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Movie Spoilers 47 - Movie 43, Parker, & Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters


On today’s (slightly late) episode of Movie Spoilers, The Phenomenal One and Lina spoil Parker, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, and…………..sigh………Movie 43. They also read your comments, discuss upcoming blu-ray and weekend movie releases and trailer talk! ACTION PACKED (with a little group therapy) as always!!!

Bullet to the Head Trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh9hibcXZVI

12 comments:

  1. Hey Lina I hope you come see my new movie Bullet to the Head. You still give me a Boner to the Dick.

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  2. Yeah I will agree with P1 Gemma Arterton is really hot, but I'm waiting for Netflix for Hansel and Gretel. The only movie I'm sort of looking forward to is A Good Day to Die Hard. That movie looks like it might have too much shaky cam though.

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  3. Lol that part in The Bullet to the Head trailer where Stallone just goes "AHUHHH!" in the car had me laughing.

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  4. Oh my dear God I really want to kill myself after watching Movie 43. I knew this film would suck dick, but my God this trash of film just took a big old shit on my head then fuck my eyeball until I couldn't see anymore. Parker, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was boring ass films, but it was 100 times better than Movie 43.

    This trash film was blowjob love letter to Uwe Boll. Movie 43 GALACTUS TRIPLE SHIT OF THE UNVIERSE FUCK YOU AND PETER FARRELLY GOES BROKE FROM THIS TRASH. PETER MAKES HIS OLDER BROTHERS FILMS LOOK GOOD THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH. STILL FUCK YOU PETER FARRELLY!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm very sorry everyone, but I this trash made feel really sick too my stomach and I wanted this trash to die somewhere. Also fuck all the actors who was in this film.

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  5. Hmmmmm, Movie 43 is a 40 fuck you, 2 some old bullshit and one matinee.

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  6. You know what? After hearing most reviews of Movie 43 (including yours and the Spill review), My thoughts on the movie are "Fuck this noise" and "I'm out".

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  7. Well I'll be damn this was an awesome review everything I hoped for. I felt so relieved to see episode 47 posted.

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  8. Hey P1 I finally saw the official trailer of your show lol Power Rangers Megaforce. I think you would of looked great in that black costume. Im excited as hell to see this and picture you fighting bad looking monsters in that costume lol.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_Jpl2zCiQ

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    1. LMFAO could you imagine seeing P1 do all those flips and sound effect karate noises with his mouth lol.

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    2. I even watched the premiere episode on Saturday and I gotta say the character they have playing the black ranger was P1 all over, especially with the making passes at the yellow ranger lol. I'm pretty sure Lina is happy you didn't get the part because your schedule would of been crazy, so damn this show would of been over. Well now after knowing that I'm glad you didn't get the part as well. Next time consult with your spoiling bastards before making career choices like that you bastard lol.

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    3. OMG I just loved it but I pretty much just pictured P1 or should I say Jake lol as the black ranger the whole time I was watching. Hey P1 can you just say the line for me just one time " Earths Defendors, Never Surrender" lol.

      P.S.
      I'm sure I am much more prettier than your new girlfriend by the way, Im telling you we would get along just fine.

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  9. This review was 100x funnier than that movie ever was. You guys sounded so confused and angry and I can only imagine how much that batman skit pissed you off. Speaking of Batman, P1 you said you had a copy of The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 since you guys or only reviewing 2 movies this week can we get a small review of this epic animated film P1. If not then what did you like most about it (spoilers are welcomed)? I personally thought it was just mind blowing and had me at the edge of my seat for the whole film DAMN what a great way to start Batman off for the year.

    P.S
    Really loving the new show Tha fuck

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