On today’s thrilling episode, Lina and P1 review Hit & Run, The Apparition, and Premium Rush. Fixed Gear. No Brakes!!! We also read your comments, have story time with P1 as he shares an epic tale in the fine art of telling people to go fuck themselves, discuss upcoming laser discs and weekend movie releases, and trailer talk. As always this episode will be ACTION PACKED!!!
Lawless Trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXq2xzSzphE
Lina, I must have had a typo in in my comment that you read on episode 26. I was asking a question. You acted like were so put off by that young Asain woman flirting with Sylvester Stallone in Expendables 2. But if you and Stallone were single and alone in a romantic setting and he hit on you, ate you saying you would turn down Rocky. Rambo. Judge Dredd?
ReplyDeleteBetween Joseph Gordon-Levitt causing accidents on his bike and the high speed chases in Hit and Run I think we got some lawbreakers up here in Movie Spoilers
ReplyDeleteWhat up Movie Spoilers? Hit & Run made me fall asleep in theaters. For tittle Hit & Run you think it would be action pack comedy, but sadly I took my ass to sleep. Lucky Bradly Cooper was the only person who was fun to watch.
ReplyDeletePremium Rush was a badass flick thanks to Robin and his amazing powers see the future kept me awake.
Lastly I didn't see The Apparition because I didn't give a fuck about this movie nor waste my time on crap like this.
Keep up the great work Lina the amazing and TP1.
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Lawless looks very interesting because the cast lineup is awesome thanks to Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman,Jessica Chastain,and Guy Pearce. Shia LaBeouf on the other hand has me worried because whenever somebody says and or talks about Shia LaBeouf all I can think is those crappy Transformers movies that Bay did.
I got a fun question for you guys. Seeing how your site has repeat fans commenting and since P1 keeps firing off his immigrant interns lol but if you guys had to hire people from your site who would you hire and what would their positions be? And no P1 I will not be your Latin secretary you call for your own amusement.
ReplyDeleteHey TPO, quit hogging all of those movie spoilers interns. Sharing is caring, my friend...
ReplyDeleteDamn P1 you don't have to threaten poor little 20 year old Martin just talk to him. Nah I'm just kidding I would of strangled that little kid. All this shit talking about Lina though has got me feeling generous so spoiling bastards let's all get together and give Lina all kinds of Battleship things. I mean the whole works, posters, t-shirts, the board game, and like 5 blue-ray copies. Come on spoiling bastards LETS DO THISSSSS oh sorry wrong show.
ReplyDeleteYea your right to cheer Lina up from all this Drew and Martin hate she's been receiving let's send her Battleship and The Three Stooges. I know that will cheer her up. P1 where is the Movie Spoilers Virginia Studios?
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Shia Labeouf is not fit to be in a movie starring Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Jessica Chastain and Guy Pearce. He simply cannot act the way they can. At some point in the movie he'll probably scream "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" or "OPTIMUS!"
ReplyDeleteDamn you P1, I really would of loved to hear your conversation with Martin. Would of made podcast gold to hear him piss you off. My question is for you P1 but with the summer being over and fall is around the corner will you be reviewing any of the big release of video games out since we all heard your a GAMER once on the show.
ReplyDeleteYeah P1 is a GAMER who loves the review of GAMER by Yeah its That Bad. After listening to their GAMER review he watches the movie GAMER and then plays a GAMER as a GAMER.
DeleteTPO I gotta say, I thought you would of took Martin's offer boy oh boy was I wrong. What in the hell is wrong with you, Martin been extra nice to you and has been pointing out facts left and right. I think he would of been a better cohost for you, you really dropped the ball on your Expendables 2 review, turning Martin down and now your stuck with Luna or Lina whatever her name is. Maybe Martin can go find someone who has a little bit more sense than you and someone who isn't as soft as you are to do the funnier thing and leave their cohost hanging dry. Step ya'll game up seriously.
ReplyDeleteIt is quite obvious that you know Lina's name, it is all over this website you waste of sperm. The Expendables 2 is pretty decent but nothing more. Martin is a little spoiled fuck and I'd love to see Liam Neeson kick his ass. By "find someone who has a little bit more sense" do you mean someone who will accept bribes and working with a spoiled brat? And saying "Step ya'll game up?" Drew, your punishment must be more severe. But calm down, Drew. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later. After you sit through Batman and Robin, Battleship, The Apparition, LOL and Savages all in a row, then you have my permission to die.
DeleteHaha I laughed so hard hearing about P1's "conversation" with Martin. I was like this guy is fucked up and crazy. What the hell was he talking about us dudes gotta stick together lol yea P1 strikes me as a guy that puts a guy over a woman lol just hilarious. Oh Lina if that's what you have to deal with in insults then damn you have nothing to worry about.
ReplyDeleteLina you should get TPO to do a storytime on every episode because after hearing his dance off and now his form of telling Martin to fuck himself it feels like a new segment for the show. By the way I met you at Hard Rock Cafe in San Diego I was with Leon when he asked you about that room mate you had at spill con. That was another funny story, you should tell that if you haven't already but I'm sure you did. Take care you guys and awesome show. Lina sorry you stuck around for the ending of The Apparation.
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